I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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