My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
The best walk of shames are on the highway
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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