Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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