He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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