I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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