I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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