Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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