i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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