its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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