I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
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I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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