Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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