why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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