im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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