did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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