Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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