Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Randomize
