Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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