so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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