Soap is not a condiment
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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