do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just forgot I was standing up.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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