the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Your tits are I can't wait for
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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