...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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