i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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