There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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