why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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