What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize
