yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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