Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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