I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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