why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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