Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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