It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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