No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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