She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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