Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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