Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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