I like my sex mixed with concussions.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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