No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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