I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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