He is such a slut. More and more my type.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Randomize
