i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
