I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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