Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
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I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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