let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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