I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I need moral support for this bender
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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