You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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