Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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