Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
well you can't waste a boner
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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