"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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