i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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