I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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