Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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