Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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