I wish I only lived at night.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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