I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm both gender and math confused
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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