i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
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I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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