i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Then you guys just all showered together...?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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