does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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