Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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