But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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