Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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