Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Actions speak louder than pants.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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