U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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